{"id":11974,"date":"2023-03-14T14:36:46","date_gmt":"2023-03-14T11:36:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.povesti-nemuritoare.ro\/?p=11974"},"modified":"2023-06-11T11:13:29","modified_gmt":"2023-06-11T08:13:29","slug":"barbatul-cel-tont","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scriem.ro\/povesti\/barbatul-cel-tont\/","title":{"rendered":"B\u0103rbatul cel tont"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"font-family: courier new, courier, monospace;\">repovestit\u0103 de Olga Stratulat<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: courier new, courier, monospace;\"><a href=\"https:\/\/scriem.ro\/povesti\/\">Pove\u0219ti<\/a> nemuritoare nr. 21, Editura Ion Creang\u0103, Bucure\u0219ti, 1978<\/span><\/p>\n<p>O femeie avea un b\u0103rbat foarte prost. Nu \u0219tia s\u0103 fac\u0103 nimic, iar dac\u0103 se apuca de ceva ie\u0219ea tocmai pe dos.<br \/>\nOdat\u0103 nevasta l-a trimis la ni\u0219te neamuri dup\u0103 r\u0103zboiul de \u021besut. La \u00eentoarcere, b\u0103rbatul obosit se a\u0219ez\u0103 la marginea drumului ca s\u0103 se odihneasc\u0103. St\u00e2nd a\u0219a privi la unealta din fa\u021ba lui \u0219i \u00eei spuse: \u201eDac\u0103 ai patru picioare, de ce s\u0103 te mai car eu? Du-te singur, poate ai s\u0103 m\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentreci!\u201d<br \/>\n\u0218i puse r\u0103zboiul de \u021besut \u00een mijlocul drumului, plec\u00e2nd singur mai departe.<br \/>\nCum a ajuns acas\u0103, nevasta l-a \u0219i \u00eentrebat de r\u0103zboi.<br \/>\n\u2014 I-am spus s\u0103 vin\u0103 singur aici, doar are patru picioare. Va veni cu siguran\u021b\u0103, r\u0103spunse b\u0103rbatul.<br \/>\n\u2014 Ce tot spui? Doar un r\u0103zboi de \u021besut nu poate s\u0103 umble. Picioarele lui sunt de lemn. Fugi \u00eenapoi \u0219i adu-l!<\/p>\n<p>Dar se \u00eentunecase \u0219i b\u0103rbatul se hot\u0103r\u00ee s\u0103 lase pe a doua zi. \u00cen zori, se \u00eentoarse s\u0103 ia r\u0103zboiul de \u021besut pe care \u00eenc\u0103 nu se uscase roua.<br \/>\n\u2014 Vai, s\u0103rmanul, c\u00e2t de tare s-a gr\u0103bit, a obosit, ba chiar a transpirat, spuse b\u0103rbatul cel tont \u0219i-l lu\u0103 acas\u0103.<br \/>\nDup\u0103 c\u00e2teva zile nevasta \u00eei spuse s\u0103 duc\u0103 la pia\u021b\u0103 p\u00e2nza pe care o \u021besuse ea.<br \/>\nB\u0103rbatul v\u0103zu pe drum doi st\u00e2lpi. Crez\u00e2nd c\u0103 sunt oameni strig\u0103:<br \/>\n\u2014 Ei! Nu ave\u021bi nevoie de ni\u0219te p\u00e2nz\u0103?<br \/>\nSt\u00e2lpii nu scoaser\u0103 o vorb\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2014 Haide, lua\u021bi ni\u0219te p\u00e2nz\u0103, st\u0103rui b\u0103rbatul.<br \/>\nSe apropie \u0219i puse p\u00e2nza l\u00e2ng\u0103 st\u00e2lp.<br \/>\n\u2014 Lua\u021bi-o! Dar banii unde sunt?<br \/>\nO vac\u0103 din \u00eemprejurimi mugi: Muu!<br \/>\nIar el \u00een\u021belese: \u201eNu\u201d.<br \/>\n\u2014 Bine, dac\u0103 azi nu ave\u021bi bani am s\u0103 vin m\u00e2ine.<br \/>\n\u2014 Cui ai v\u00e2ndut p\u00e2nza? \u00eel \u00eentreb\u0103 nevasta.<br \/>\n\u2014 La doi fl\u0103c\u0103i, r\u0103spunse b\u0103rbatul. Ei st\u0103teau l\u00e2ng\u0103 drum \u0219i t\u0103ceau, \u00eens\u0103 c\u00e2nd i-am \u00eentrebat de bani au spus c\u0103 n-au.<br \/>\nNevasta i-a pus mai multe \u00eentreb\u0103ri \u0219i \u00eendat\u0103 a priceput \u0219i l-a trimis s\u0103 aduc\u0103 p\u00e2nza \u00eenapoi.<br \/>\nS-a \u00eentors chiar \u00een acel loc, dar sulul de p\u00e2nz\u0103 nu era nic\u0103ieri. Deodat\u0103, z\u0103ri pe drum mai mul\u021bi oameni \u00eembr\u0103ca\u021bi \u00een haine albe, semn de doliu la chinezi, c\u0103ci era o procesiune de \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare.<br \/>\nAtunci b\u0103rbatul s-a g\u00e2ndit c\u0103 ei sunt ho\u021bii \u0219i \u00eencepu s\u0103-i oc\u0103rasc\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2014 Da\u021bi-mi p\u00e2nza mea, dac\u0103 nu, v\u0103 bat.<br \/>\nOamenii puser\u0103 m\u00e2na pe el \u0219i-l snopir\u0103 \u00een b\u0103t\u0103i. C\u00e2nd a venit acas\u0103 \u0219i i s-a pl\u00e2ns nevestei, ea \u00eei spuse:<br \/>\n\u2014 Prostule, era o \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntare. Mai bine i-ai fi ajutat s\u0103 duc\u0103 sicriul. Atunci ei \u021bi-ar fi mul\u021bumit \u0219i nu te-ar fi b\u0103tut.<br \/>\n\u2014 Bine, data viitoare voi fi mai de\u0219tept, i-a promis b\u0103rbatul \u0219i s-a dus s\u0103 se plimbe.<br \/>\nMerse ce merse \u0219i v\u0103zu venind spre el ni\u0219te hamali care duceau o litier\u0103 \u00eempodobit\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2014 Ei, voi! strig\u0103 el. A\u0219tepta\u021bi-m\u0103 s\u0103 v\u0103 ajut s\u0103 duce\u021bi sicriul.<br \/>\nAuzind una ca asta, hamalii \u00eel luar\u0103 la b\u0103taie.<br \/>\nOmul se \u00eentoarse acas\u0103 cu lacrimi \u00een ochi. C\u00e2nd nevasta afl\u0103 de cele \u00eent\u00e2mplate r\u00e2se cu poft\u0103:<br \/>\n\u2014 N-ai pic de minte! Litiera de nunt\u0103 ai luat-o drept sicriu. Trebuia s\u0103 z\u00e2mbe\u0219ti, s\u0103 ba\u021bi din palme.<br \/>\n\u2014 Bine, alt\u0103 dat\u0103 am s\u0103 \u0219tiu ce s\u0103 fac, morm\u0103i b\u0103rbatul \u0219i se duse la culcare.<br \/>\nDiminea\u021ba, cum ie\u0219i pe strad\u0103, v\u0103zu c\u0103 vecinilor le arde casa. Se apropie \u0219i privi. \u00cei pl\u0103cea s\u0103 se uite la fl\u0103c\u0103ri \u0219i deodat\u0103 z\u00e2mbi, b\u0103tu din palme \u0219i \u00eencepu s\u0103 danseze. Iar oamenii \u00eel luar\u0103 din nou la b\u0103taie.<br \/>\nSe \u00eentoarse acas\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencepu s\u0103 se jeluie:<br \/>\n\u2014 S\u0103rmanul \u0219i nenorocitul de mine, to\u021bi m\u0103 bat, nim\u0103nui nu-i pot fi pe plac.<br \/>\nNevasta \u00ee\u0219i ridic\u0103 bra\u021bele dezn\u0103d\u0103jduit\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2014 Of, c\u0103 tont mai e\u0219ti! Cum po\u021bi s\u0103 ba\u021bi din palme c\u00e2nd arde casa cuiva? Mai bine ai fi luat o c\u0103ldare cu ap\u0103 \u0219i ai fi turnat peste foc.<br \/>\nAuzind-o b\u0103rbatul se hot\u0103r\u00ee s\u0103 dea neap\u0103rat peste un foc \u0219i s\u0103-l sting\u0103.<br \/>\nPlec\u0103 prin sat \u0219i ajunse la o fier\u0103rie. Acolo v\u0103zu cum se \u00een\u0103l\u021bau fl\u0103c\u0103rile \u0219i sc\u00e2nteile zbur\u00e2nd peste tot.<\/p>\n<p>Lu\u0103 imediat o c\u0103ldare cu ap\u0103 \u0219i o turn\u0103 peste foc. Atunci au venit fierarii \u0219i l-au b\u0103tut at\u00e2t de tare, c\u0103 abia a ajuns p\u00e2n\u0103 acas\u0103.<br \/>\n\u2014 Of &#8211; se jelui femeia &#8211; oare cum este cu putin\u021b\u0103 s\u0103 torni ap\u0103 peste focul din fier\u0103rie? Dac\u0103 ai fi b\u0103tut cu barosul pe nicoval\u0103, fierarii \u021bi-ar fi mul\u021bumit.<br \/>\n\u2014 Bine. Acum \u0219tiu ce am de f\u0103cut, se bucur\u0103 b\u0103rbatul.<br \/>\n\u00cen aceea\u0219i zi v\u0103zu c\u0103 doi se bat. Se loveau cu bastoanele \u0219i strigau fiecare c\u00e2t \u00eel \u021binea gura de tare.<br \/>\nB\u0103rbatul cel tont se apropie de ei, lu\u0103 de pe jos bastonul \u0219i \u00eencepu s\u0103 loveasc\u0103 \u00een toate p\u0103r\u021bile.<br \/>\nCei doi uitar\u0103 de cearta lor \u0219i se repezir\u0103 la el. Abia reu\u0219i s\u0103 scape teaf\u0103r. Atunci nevasta \u00eei zise:<br \/>\n\u2014 Prostule, c\u00e2nd doi se bat trebuie s\u0103-i despar\u021bi.<br \/>\n\u00cen cur\u00e2nd b\u0103rbatul f\u0103cu cum \u00eel \u00eenv\u0103\u021base nevasta; dar de data asta nu mai era bucuros.<br \/>\nErau doi tauri, iar el s-a apucat s\u0103-i despart\u0103. Un taur \u00eel ridic\u0103 \u00een coarne \u0219i-l arunc\u0103 departe.<br \/>\nAbia spre sear\u0103 \u00eel g\u0103sir\u0103 mai mult mort dec\u00e2t viu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>repovestit\u0103 de Olga Stratulat Pove\u0219ti nemuritoare nr. 21, Editura Ion Creang\u0103, Bucure\u0219ti, 1978 O femeie avea un b\u0103rbat foarte prost. 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