{"id":2916,"date":"2020-05-12T13:42:43","date_gmt":"2020-05-12T10:42:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.povesti-nemuritoare.ro\/?p=2916"},"modified":"2023-06-11T11:13:49","modified_gmt":"2023-06-11T08:13:49","slug":"prostia-omeneasca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scriem.ro\/povesti\/prostia-omeneasca\/","title":{"rendered":"Prostia omeneasc\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"

A fost odat\u0103, c\u00e2nd a fost, c\u0103, dac\u0103 n-ar fi fost, nu s-ar povesti.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Noi nu suntem de pe c\u00e2nd pove\u015ftile, ci suntem mai dincoace cu vro dou\u0103-trei zile, de pe c\u00e2nd se potcovea purecele cu nou\u0103zeci \u015fi nou\u0103 de oc\u0103 de fer la un picior \u015fi tot i se p\u0103rea c\u0103-i u\u015for.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Cic\u0103 era odat\u0103 un om \u00eensurat, \u015fi omul acela tr\u0103ia la un loc cu soacr\u0103-sa. Nevasta lui, care avea copil de \u0163\u00e2\u0163\u0103, era cam proast\u0103; dar \u015fi soacr\u0103-sa nu era tocmai h\u00e2tr\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00centru una din zile, omul nostru iese de-acas\u0103 dup\u0103 trebi, ca fiecare om. Nevasta lui, dup\u0103 ce-\u015fi sc\u0103ld\u0103 copilul, \u00eel \u00eenf\u0103\u015f\u0103 \u015fi-i dete \u0163\u00e2\u0163\u0103, \u00eel puse \u00een albie l\u00e2ng\u0103 sob\u0103, c\u0103ci era iarn\u0103; apoi \u00eel leg\u0103n\u0103 \u015fi-l dezmerd\u0103, p\u00e2n\u0103 ce-l adormi. Dup\u0103 ce-l adormi, st\u0103tu ea pu\u0163in pe g\u00e2nduri \u015f-apoi \u00eencepu a se boci c\u00e2t \u00eei lua gura: “Aulio! copila\u015ful meu, copila\u015ful meu!”<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Mama ei, care torcea dup\u0103 horn, cuprins\u0103 de spaim\u0103, zv\u00e2rli fusul din m\u00e2n\u0103 \u015fi furca din br\u00e2u c\u00e2t colo \u015fi, s\u0103rind f\u0103r\u0103 sine, o \u00eentreb\u0103 cu spaim\u0103:<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Ce ai, draga mamei, ce-\u0163i este?!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Mam\u0103, mam\u0103! Copilul meu are s\u0103 moar\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 C\u00e2nd \u015fi cum?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Iat\u0103 cum. Vezi drobul cel de sare pe horn?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 \u00cel v\u0103d. \u015ei?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 De s-a sui m\u00e2\u0163a, are s\u0103-l tr\u00e2nteasc\u0103 drept \u00een capul copilului \u015fi s\u0103 mi-l omoare!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Vai de mine \u015fi de mine, c\u0103 bine zici, fata mea; se vede c\u0103 i s-au sf\u00e2r\u015fit mititelului zilele!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u015ei, cu ochii pironi\u0163i \u00een drobul de sare de pe horn \u015fi cu m\u00e2nile \u00eencle\u015ftate, de parc\u0103 le legase cineva, \u00eencepur\u0103 a-l boci am\u00e2ndou\u0103, ca ni\u015fte smintite, de clocotea casa. Pe c\u00e2nd se slu\u0163eau ele, cum v\u0103 spun, numai iaca \u015fi tat\u0103l copilului intr\u0103 pe u\u015f\u0103, fl\u0103m\u00e2nd \u015fi n\u0103c\u0103jit ca vai de el.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Ce este? Ce v-au g\u0103sit, nebunelor?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Atunci ele, viindu-\u015fi pu\u0163in \u00een sine, \u00eencepur\u0103 a-\u015fi \u015fterge lacr\u0103mile \u015fi a-i povesti cu mare jale despre \u00eent\u00e2mplarea ne\u00eent\u00e2mplat\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Omul, dup\u0103 ce le ascult\u0103, zise cu mirare:<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Bre! mul\u0163i pro\u015fti am v\u0103zut eu \u00een via\u0163a mea, dar ca voi n-am mai v\u0103zut. M\u0103\u2026 duc \u00een lumea toat\u0103! \u015ei de-oiu g\u0103si mai pro\u015fti dec\u00e2t voi, m-oiu mai \u00eentoarce acas\u0103, iar de nu, ba.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0A\u015fa zic\u00e2nd, oft\u0103 din greu, ie\u015fi din cas\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-\u015fi ieie ziua bun\u0103, \u015fi plec\u0103 sup\u0103rat \u015fi am\u0103r\u00e2t ca vai de om!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u015ei merg\u00e2nd el bezmetic, f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103 \u015ftie unde se duce, dup\u0103 o bucat\u0103 de vreme, oprindu-se \u00eentr-un loc, i se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 iar s\u0103 vad\u0103 ceva ce nu mai v\u0103zuse: un om \u0163inea pu\u0163in un oboroc de\u015fert cu gura spre soare, apoi r\u0103pede-l \u00een\u015ff\u0103ca \u015fi intra cu d\u00e2nsul \u00eentr-un bordeiu; pe urm\u0103 iar ie\u015fea, \u00eel punea iar cu gura la soare, \u015fi tot a\u015fa f\u0103cea\u2026 Drume\u0163ul nostru, nedumerit, zise:<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua, om bun!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Mul\u0163\u0103mesc dumitale, prietene!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Da\u2019 ce faci aici?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Ia, m\u0103 trudesc de vro dou\u0103-trei zile s\u0103 car pocitul ist de soare \u00een bordeiu, ca s\u0103 am lumin\u0103, \u015fi nici c\u0103-l pot\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Bre, ce trud\u0103! zise drume\u0163ul. N-ai vrun topor la \u00eend\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Ba am.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Ie-l de coad\u0103, sparge ici, \u015fi soarele va intra singur \u00eenl\u0103untru.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00cendat\u0103 f\u0103cu a\u015fa, \u015fi lumina soarelui \u00eentr\u0103 \u00een bordeiu.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Mare minune, om bun, zise gazda. De nu te-aducea Dumnezeu pe la noi, eram s\u0103 \u00eemb\u0103tr\u00e2nesc c\u0103r\u00e2nd soarele cu oborocul.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0“\u00cenc\u0103 un tont”, zise drume\u0163ul \u00een sine \u015fi plec\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u015ei merg\u00e2nd el tot \u00eenainte, peste c\u00e2tva timp ajunse \u00eentr-un sat \u015fi, din \u00eent\u00e2mplare, se opri la casa unui om. Omul de gazd\u0103, fiind rotar, \u00ee\u015fi lucrase un car \u015fi-l \u00eenjghebase, \u00een cas\u0103, \u00een toat\u0103 \u00eentregimea lui; \u015f-acum, voind s\u0103-l scoat\u0103 afar\u0103, tr\u0103gea de pro\u0163ap cu toat\u0103 puterea, dar carul nu ie\u015fea. \u015eti\u0163i pentru ce? A\u015fa: u\u015file era mai str\u00e2mte dec\u00e2t carul. Rotarul voia acum s\u0103 taie u\u015forii, spre a scoate carul. Noroc \u00eens\u0103 c\u0103 drume\u0163ul l-a \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at s\u0103-l desfac\u0103 \u00een toate p\u0103r\u0163ile lui, s\u0103 le scoat\u0103 pe r\u00e2nd afar\u0103 \u015f-apoi iar\u0103\u015fi s\u0103-l \u00eenjghebe la loc.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Foarte mul\u0163\u0103mesc, om bun, zise gazda; bine m-ai \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at! Ia uit\u0103-te dumneta! Era s\u0103 d\u0103r\u00e2m bun\u0103tate de cas\u0103 din pricina carului\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0De aici, drume\u0163ul nostru, mai num\u0103r\u00e2nd un n\u0103t\u0103r\u0103u, merse tot \u00eenainte, p\u00e2n\u0103 ce ajunse iar\u0103 la o cas\u0103. Acolo, ce s\u0103 vad\u0103! Un om, cu-n \u0163\u0103poiu \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103, voia s\u0103 arunce ni\u015fte nuci din tind\u0103 \u00een pod.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0“Din ce \u00een ce dau peste dobitoci”, zise drume\u0163ul \u00een sine.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Da\u2019 ce te fr\u0103m\u00e2n\u0163i a\u015fa, om bun?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Ia, vreu s\u0103 zv\u00e2rl ni\u015fte nuci \u00een pod, \u015fi \u0163\u0103poiul ista, bat\u0103-l sc\u00e2rba s\u0103-l bat\u0103, nu-i nici de-o treab\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 C\u0103 degeaba te trude\u015fti, nene! Po\u0163i s\u0103-l blast\u0103mi c\u00e2t l-ei bl\u0103st\u0103ma, habar n-are \u0163\u0103poiul de sc\u00e2rb\u0103. Ai un oboroc?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Da\u2019 cum s\u0103 n-am?!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Pune nucile \u00eentr-\u00eensul, ie-l pe um\u0103r \u015fi suie-le frumu\u015fel \u00een pod; \u0163\u0103poiul e pentru paie \u015fi f\u00e2n, iar nu pentru nuci.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Omul ascult\u0103, \u015fi treaba se f\u0103cu \u00eendat\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Drume\u0163ul nu z\u0103bovi nici aici mult, ci plec\u0103, mai num\u0103r\u00e2nd \u015fi alt neghiob.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Apoi, de aici merse mai departe, p\u00e2n\u0103 ce ajunsese ca s\u0103 mai vad\u0103 aiurea \u015fi alt\u0103 n\u0103zb\u00e2tie. Un om legase o vac\u0103 cu funia de g\u00e2t \u015fi, suindu-se pe-o \u015fur\u0103, unde avea aruncat oleac\u0103 de f\u00e2n, tr\u0103gea din r\u0103sputeri de funie, s\u0103 urce vaca pe \u015fur\u0103. Vaca r\u0103gea cumplit, \u015fi el nu mai putea de ostenit\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 M\u0103 omule! zise drume\u0163ul, f\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u015fi cruce; dar ce vrei s\u0103 faci?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Ce s\u0103 fac, m\u0103-ntrebi? Da\u2019 nu vezi?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Ba v\u0103d, numai nu pricep.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Ia, h\u0103ramul ista e h\u00e2misit de foame \u015fi nu vra nici \u00een ruptul capului s\u0103 vie dup\u0103 mine sus, pe iast\u0103 \u015fur\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nce f\u00e2n\u2026<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Stai pu\u0163in, cre\u015ftine, c\u0103 sp\u00e2nzuri vaca! Ia f\u00e2nul \u015fi-l d\u0103 jos la vac\u0103!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Da\u2019 nu s-a irosi?<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Nu fi scump la t\u0103r\u00e2\u0163e \u015fi ieftin la f\u0103in\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Atunci omul ascult\u0103 \u015fi vaca sc\u0103p\u0103 cu via\u0163\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u2013 Bine m-ai \u00eenv\u0103\u0163at, om bun! Pentr-un lucru de nimica eram c\u00e2t pe ce s\u0103-mi g\u00e2tui vaca!<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0A\u015fa, drume\u0163ul nostru, mir\u00e2ndu-se \u015fi de aceast\u0103 mare prostie, zise \u00een sine: “M\u00e2\u0163a tot s-ar fi putut \u00eent\u00e2mpla s\u0103 deie drobul de sare jos de pe horn; dar s\u0103 cari soarele \u00een cas\u0103 cu oborocul, s\u0103 arunci nucile \u00een pod cu \u0163\u0103poiul \u015fi s\u0103 tragi vaca pe \u015fur\u0103, la f\u00e2n, n-am mai g\u00e2ndit!”<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Apoi drume\u0163ul se \u00eentoarse acas\u0103 \u015fi petrecu l\u00e2ng\u0103 ai s\u0103i, pe cari-i socoti mai cu duh dec\u00e2t pe cei ce v\u0103zuse \u00een c\u0103l\u0103toria sa.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u015e-am \u00eenc\u0103lecat pe-o \u015fa, \u015f-am spus povestea a\u015fa.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u015e-am \u00eenc\u0103lecat pe-o roat\u0103, \u015f-am spus-o toat\u0103.<\/p>\n

\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u015e-am \u00eenc\u0103lecat pe-o c\u0103p\u015fun\u0103, \u015fi v-am spus, oameni buni, o mare minciun\u0103!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A fost odat\u0103, c\u00e2nd a fost, c\u0103, dac\u0103 n-ar fi fost, nu s-ar povesti. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0Noi nu suntem de pe c\u00e2nd pove\u015ftile, ci suntem mai dincoace cu vro dou\u0103-trei zile, de … <\/p>\n

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